workaholics:

You should feel smarter: it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!

You’re only hours away from an all new Workaholics.  Just a few ball busting hours of work.  Just a bunch of soul crushing, fish hooking, emotionally unsatisfying ticks of the clock and you’ll get your Workaholics on like a gold-plated-toilet boss.  

Or maybe you don’t have to work today.  Or you don’t have a job at all.  Isss cooooo.

Survive to watch “The Worst Generation”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.