Sometimes when I go on job interviews and someone asks me the perfectly rational and very common interviewer question,”Where do you see yourself in five years?”, I wonder what they’d say if I described the mental image that I carry around in my head. Maybe they’d be stunned. Maybe impressed. Maybe they’d just laugh it off. (I would.) Or maybe they’d say, “Sorry, we’re actually look for something more along the lines of a mindless drone to shuffle papers and take orders. Think, Night of the Living Dead, instead. But thank you for your application. Have a nice day.”

Well anyways, that’s just a thought.